"I can't believe I picked the guy with the pink shoelaces!!"

It was down to the final rose ceremony. Two men with two rings. One woman with only one rose. Who's it going to be? Jason, the single dad with a steady career, looks that could win him an Oscar, and a smile to melt half the female population, or Jesse, the long-haired snowboarder who is funny, charming, and says things like "rad"?

And the final rose goes to......... JESSE!!

That's right, women everywhere fell off their chairs as they watched Jason get out of the first limo and walk on towards the biggest rejection of his life. DeAnna, who looked gorgeous, simply smiles as she watches the man whose heart she is about to break, walk up, get on one knee, and propose. (they say he actually went through his entire spill before she said anything and asked him to get up; editing)

Afterwards, Jesse arrives to meet his woman and present her with a ring most women only daydream about.

While none of us saw that coming, I think we can all agree that A.) we are happy for them and B.) this just means that we can all fly to Washington and vy for Jason's heart ourselves.

Don't get me wrong, I thought Jesse was adorable. He was cute, had a great personality, very sweet and loveable; I just never dreamt that he would be the right one for DeAnna. Clearly, she thought differently.

In closing, I would like to congratulate Jesse and DeAnna. I hope the two of you will be very happy together.

To Jason: All that this means is that there is someone 12 times better out there for you and you will find her. Best of luck!

Until next time folks, just remember: It's not real, it's just reality!